Merch
"Slav Squat" PVC Morale Patch
- Stays firmly in place whether you’re squatting for hours or just chilling with your comrades.
- Perfect for trading with fellow gopniks for tracksuits, sunflower seeds, or other essential squat gear.
- Brings back the golden era of the Eastern Bloc with every glance.
- Perfect for your jacket, backpack, or even your babushka’s knitted sweater.
$9.99
STAY SAFE, STAY READY T-Shirt
- Features a slick monochrome graphic with a splash of MIRA Safety’s signature orange
- Made and screen printed in Austin, Texas with imported yarns
- Available in crew neck and v-neck
- 50% polyester, 25% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 25% rayon
$29.99
THE PREPPER T-shirt
- Inspired by the gritty world of comic books
- Made in Austin, Texas with imported yarns
- Available in crew neck and v-neck
- 50% polyester, 25% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 25% rayon
$29.99
The Slav Squat T-Shirt
- Inspired by the street art of Prague, Krakow, and beyond
- Manufactured and screen printed in Austin, Texas with imported yarns
- Available in black and charcoal
- 60% combed and ringspun cotton, 40% polyester
$29.99
LIMITED EDITION SLAVGOTCHA T-Shirt
- Keeps you looking fresh while you wait in line for your favorite Sriracha-adorned street food.
- Guaranteed to make you squat deeper and harder than ever before.
- Tested by gopniks to ensure it’s tough enough for spontaneous breakdance battles.
- Provides +10 agility when evading babushkas armed with rolling pins.
$29.99
"CM-8M" PVC Morale Patch
- Made from durable PVC, this patch is built to last through all your adventures.
- Easy to attach with Velcro backing – slap it on your bag, jacket, or hat!
- Ideal for adding some flair to your tactical vests, backpacks, or anything else.
- Great for building camaraderie – show off your love for all things tactical.
$10.99
Real American Preparedness T-shirt
- Features patriotic MIRA Safety logo
- Manufactured and screen printed in Austin, Texas with imported yarns
- Available in army green, heather gray, and black
- 60% combed and ringspun cotton, 40% polyester
$29.99
"Stay Strapped" PVC Morale Patch
- Made from durable polyvinyl chloride (PVC) material
- Soft and pliable texture for easy attachment and comfortable wear
- Naturally resistant to water and heat, ideal for outdoor use
- Designed to withstand harsh environmental conditions and rough handling
$9.99
MIRA Safety Corp T-shirt
- Features MIRA Safety’s iconic “Prepared for Tomorrow” slogan, with a sci-fi twist
- Manufactured and screen printed in Austin, Texas with imported yarns
- Available in heather forest green and charcoal
- 60% combed and ringspun cotton, 40% polyester
$29.99
"CM-7M" PVC Morale Patch
- Durable Polyvinyl Chloride (PVC) construction that’s naturally resistant to water and heat
- Attaches using standard hook-and-loop (Velcro) attachment
- Perfect for tactical gear, backpacks, caps, dog vests, and other tactical tomfoolery
- Engineered to withstand harsh environments and rough handling
$9.99
"CM-6M" PVC Morale Patch
- Durable Polyvinyl Chloride (PVC) construction that’s naturally resistant to water and heat
- Attaches using standard hook-and-loop (Velcro) attachment
- Perfect for tactical gear, backpacks, caps, dog vests, and other tactical tomfoolery
- Engineered to withstand harsh environments and rough handling
$9.99
need to make a bulk order?
Whether you’re looking to outfit an entire squad, an agency, your employees, or your team of contractors, we offer the option to make bulk orders for any of our products at discounted rates.