"Slav Squat" PVC Morale Patch

  • The ultimate accessory for any track suit, squatting enthusiast.
  • Add a touch of Eastern European humor to your gear with this Slav Squat patch
  • Whether you're squatting in the park or on a tactical mission, this patch reminds everyone you're always ready for a break with your comrades
  • Ideal for lovers of hardbass and sunflower seeds, this patch shows the world you're always ready to squat and chill.

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Description

The “Slav Squat” is an advanced tactical maneuver and an important tenet of global military doctrine. Wear your knowledge of the "Slav Squat" on your favorite gear!

  • Durable Polyvinyl Chloride (PVC) construction that’s naturally resistant to water and heat
  • Attaches using standard hook-and-loop (Velcro) attachment
  • Perfect for tactical gear, backpacks, caps, dog vests, and other tactical tomfoolery
  • Engineered to withstand harsh environments and rough handling

It allows the user to combine the flexibility of a full-body tracksuit with panicked, over-the-head Kalashnikov fire, often with deadly results (often for the user). This morale patch is a celebration of the Slav Squat’s legacy, and of Slavs who squat everywhere.

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05/06/2024
Kyle SVG verified by SHOP
United States United States

Love this patch!

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12/07/2023
Axel SVG verified by SHOP
United States United States

Nice patch

JH
06/28/2023
Joshua H.
United States United States

Pretty cool

Slapped it onto body armor. Fun design.

CA
06/24/2023
Charles A.
United States United States

Nice product

Nice product and fast shipping, will order from Thai company again in the future

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06/02/2023
Anonymous
United States United States

Slav Squat patch

Love the patch. Brings a smile to all who see it.