Slav Squat PVC Morale Patch

5.0 9 reviews
$9.99
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  • The ultimate accessory for any tracksuit, squatting enthusiast.
  • Add a touch of Eastern European humor to your gear with this Slav Squat patch
  • Whether you're squatting in the park or on a tactical mission, this patch reminds everyone you're always ready for a break with your comrades
  • Ideal for lovers of hardbass and sunflower seeds, this patch shows the world you're always ready to squat and chill.
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Slav Squat PVC Morale Patch

"Slav Squat" PVC Morale Patch

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Description

The “Slav Squat” is an advanced tactical maneuver and an important tenet of global military doctrine. With our stylish morale patch wear your knowledge of the Slav Squat on your favorite gear!

  • Durable Polyvinyl Chloride (PVC) construction that’s naturally resistant to water and heat
  • Attaches using standard hook-and-loop (Velcro) attachment
  • Perfect for tactical gear, backpacks, caps, dog vests, and other tactical tomfoolery
  • Engineered to withstand harsh environments and rough handling

It allows the user to combine the flexibility of a full-body tracksuit with panicked, over-the-head Kalashnikov fire, often with deadly results (often for the user). This morale patch is a celebration of the Slav Squat’s legacy, and of Slavs who squat everywhere.

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    Gabriel
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    5/29/26
    5 Stars

    Very cool patch 😎 quality is amazing and it looks good on my gear 👍🏻

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    Zachary
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    1/26/26
    5 Stars

    RAH

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    Daniel
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    10/23/25
    5 Stars

    Great company

    Super

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    Honest delivery sate

    Quality

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    Kyle
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    5/7/24
    5 Stars

    Love this patch!

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    Axel
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    12/8/23
    5 Stars

    Nice patch

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